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KissxSis TV: Review (NSFW)

First and foremost: I did not watch the KissxSis OVA’s which are apparently legendary…I instead opted to watch KissxSis TV, a 12 episode series ecchi anime based on a seriously deranged family who promote wincest.

Essentially we follow the daily hell/heaven that is Suminoe Keita’s existance as his stepsisters (unrelated by blood (yea…you know where this is going)) attempt to make sweet sweet love to their oddly likeable little brother. Keita’s father openly promotes the psuedo-incest just to make the series a little lighter humour-wise.

Ok, here’s how this it going to work: I did not like this series, I started out enjoying it but after a few eps it was bad and slow and boring. So instead of writing a wall of text that no one will read I will write it like my Sora no Woto post in that I will tell you the entire story using only pictures.

Before I kick it all off I want to briefly go over why I didn’t like this series. Essentially it comes down to it being sloppy, very sloppy in almost every way.

The writing was tedious and most episodes featured a climactic beginning and end leaving everything in between to be second-best, this created a roller coaster effect which left you wondering whether or not you actually enjoyed any given episode or whether or not you loathed it. To make this worse the characters are given extremely generic roles and thus most episodes are fleshed out by introducing a comic-relief character who would frequently reappear to keep things interesting when in fact it detracts from the main story. A typical example in this series is Miharu the librarian girl, Yuzuki the insane Otaku teacher and her younger sister Mikazuki. All three characters appear frequently but only to sidetrack the main story and to stop people focusing on the lack of plot.

Then there was the animation…or lack there of.

I am seriously not kidding when I say this, in the penultimate episode there is a scene that is 1 minute and 30 seconds long where nothing but still frames are shown…1.5 minutes watching what could be called powerpoint slides!

As far as sound work goes, the OP and ED are instantly forgettable but the rest of the musical soundtrack fits well enough and supports the average voice acting.

Right…here comes the spoilers, I am now going to summarise the entire anime with pictures alone. Let me say once more:

I AM ABOUT TO SPOIL THE ENTIRE ANIME! ALSO THIS IS NSFW!


Keita wakes up with his sisters

Ako flashes Keita

Riko kisses Keita

Ako tutors Keita by being half naked

A loli eats a chocolate flavoured banana

Family trip the the local temple

Keita "accidentally" gets some action

Keita gets locked in storage with Miharu

In a strange set of circumstances, Keita gets pissed on

Ako and Riko attempt to buy Eroge from a cosplay store

Obligatory pool episode!

Mikazuki shows off her goods

Yuzuki (the teacher) orgasms four times wearing Keita's gym outfit

Obligatory festival episode!

Keita avoids being pissed on but gets a close up of the action

Keita gets a MOTHER FUCKING HEADBAND!

Riko checks out and steals Ako's pubic hair

And turns the pubic hair into a good luck charm...

Riko has an awesome dream

Keita gets sick

And to help his sickness, his sisters lick his ears (and more!)

Riko makes a stupid face

Keita has a moe sister moment

Keita hugs a girl

And then gets raped for his trouble (not really)

Keita has a weird dream (pretty much one of these every episode)

Keita gets locked in a gym...AGAIN!

More rape ensues!

Keita graduates and celebrates like a pimp

Miharu gets a reality check

Ako and Riko offer to take Keita to his first day of Highschool

And they all walk hand in hand

And promptly get kicked out of class

THE END!

Honestly, whether or not you pick this anime up and watch it based on the pictures is entirely up to you but I simply cannot recommend it. It is a slow and tedious ecchi anime and just when you think you might enjoy a scene, it gets censored by a giant chicken. I really don’t have much more to say on this anime without stabbing it even more so here is a small sample of the faces you can expect to see from Ako and Riko:

Footnote: If I had to pick, definitely Riko…Ako doesn’t compare.

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